Hannibal was hit by a tornado so now it looks trashier than usual

Tornado watch part 2!

repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

I’m building a fort in my basement so I have somewhere to go during tornado warnings

arentyouhotinthat:

jaredhower:

i hate when i wear a skirt or dress somewhere and people ask me why i’m dressed so fancy like i don’t need an occasion to free my legs from the constraints of pants thank you very much

never has a text post spoken to me like this

claydols:

who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo
if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed

I have worked at the same place for almost 5 months. Today I learnt that there is another employee I’ve never seen before. There’s only 12 of us in this smallish office how have i never met this person???

eracist:

I’m really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff

finnemores:

did i tell u guys that i called my macbook ‘space dock’ and my iphone is called ‘enterprise’ and my external hard drive is called ‘excelsior’ and my ipod is called ‘voyager’ so they come into space dock to be fixed up and shut up i think it’s cute

I spent majority of the day reformatting excel files