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thecutestofthecute:

English Cream Dachshund 

illkim:

Beyoncé speaks on Katy Perry watching someone sing & dance live

Posted 2 hours ago.

rock-lee:

soul-rebel-impel:

sad thing is, you can’t beat this man in a fight so you can’t say shit about his fit

why would you say shit in the first place? this man is on another level

Posted 2 hours ago.
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yessu:

there’s bad movies that you just turn off ten minutes in but then there’s bad movies that are an adventure

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

Posted 1 day ago.

disowns:

honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.

Posted 1 day ago.

oshkeet:

throren:

Don’t mess with Gimli

They picked the right guy to play a Dwarf

Posted 1 day ago.
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hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

Posted 2 days ago.

floralcosette:

people think that sirius black is the kind of person to make jokes about “that time of the month” concerning remus’ lycanthropy, but i think that he’s more the type of person to punch someone in the fucking face for making that joke.

Posted 2 days ago.

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

Posted 2 days ago.

The fact that jeggings are still a thing upsets me greatly

Posted 2 days ago.

wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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Posted 2 days ago.

bombing:

tip: failing a class? demand trial by combat

Posted 2 days ago.