English Cream Dachshund
Beyoncé speaks on Katy Perry watching someone sing & dance live
there’s bad movies that you just turn off ten minutes in but then there’s bad movies that are an adventure
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.
i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast
people think that sirius black is the kind of person to make jokes about “that time of the month” concerning remus’ lycanthropy, but i think that he’s more the type of person to punch someone in the fucking face for making that joke.
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
The fact that jeggings are still a thing upsets me greatly