February 2012
littlemonstrosity:
Sometimes when I’m bored I like to lay on the kitchen floor and pretend I’m a crumb.
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Can’t remember if I ate dinner or not
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That new Madonna song is stuck in my head
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I’m so cold
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For the past like 21 years I always thought my brother’s eyes were green, just found out they were blue
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“The dignity of women is under attack, and it’s on us, as men, to do everything we can to protect them.”
I need to stop clicking on links when people post shit on facebook. This particular one reeked of man supremacy and women being a weak sex that can’t do anything for themselves. Even worst a girl posted it about what she’s looking for in a man.
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My friend sometimes sends me texts that say “I don’t what to sound racist (which means I’m totally about to be) but…”
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The dog’s presences pissing off Tuck so he’s trying to chew through every cord in the house to exact his revenge
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It doesn’t help that the cats keep teasing him
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Golden Retrievers are the attention whores of dogs… like seriously I leave or two minutes and he starts whining
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This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
I actually feel really bad about not giving the puppy a lot of attention but I have shit to do
When you see someone using the pencil you lost
Some one once argued with when I tried to get my lost pencil back… it had my name on it, they they committed to keeping the pencil though, they had a lovely story on how the acquired it
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